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This is former football player, Howie Long. Why do I like Howie? Well, ther's just something endearing about this big blond stud. He's really, really huge (6'5, 275 lbs.) and he seems rather compliant. You can catch this buff dude on Fox Sports. He's been in a couple of movies, including Broken Arrow. He has recently become an author, with his book Football for Dummies. My birthday is March 21 guys. I'm making it easier for you. ^_^
This is Jamie Oliver, The Naked Chef. He is just adorable. He has a cooking show on BBC, which is huge in England. Here, you can catch him on Tuesdays at 7:00 on TVO. Even if you hate to cook, it's entertaining. He slides down the stairs, goes to market, he even has friends over and cooks for them! If this isn't enough for you, just listening to his accent is good enough for me. ^_^ He always says stuff like "Me bloomin' dad keeps buyin' me all these onions" and "Pukka" pronounced PUH-kuh. Try saying it, it's fun. And if even this isn't enough for you, just watch him rub the salt into the skin of leg of lamb. Mmmmmm, yummy.
Man, this is my boy! He was beautiful leading the World Juniours to a bronze medal in Sweden this year. What I like about him is that he is pure hockey. So many other guys are distracted by all the glitter, the money, the fame... Manny is pure. He's like a kid doin' some good ol' Canadian shinny. He's bright eyed, and also really cute. This is why Manny is added to my list. Not to mention that his name sounds like a detective private eye. ^_^
This is where I rant about the Sexy Scandanavian. I call him my Big Sexy Swedish Cowboy. Doesn't he remind you of a cowboy? Doesn't he? Yeah. *sigh* He's so tall and he has such beautiful lips. He reminds me of a former suitor... No I'm not telling. ~x~ He's a towering presence on the ice. He was also voted one of the 10 sexiest men in Toronto. I agree wholeheartedly with whoever decided this. Yes, Mats is pretty good lickins.
Who the hell doesn't love Paul Kariya??? Man, Paul is good lickins all around!!! *Mophead drools* He's charming, cute, talented, dark haired, with amazing eyes. Did I mention he weight lifts in his spare time? From his interviews, he seems like a brutally honest, and fun loving guy. Like a big cousin or brother type. Actually, he's big brother to Steve, and Martin, I think. He likes to sleep. What a coincidence, I also like to sleep! In fact, I'd like to sleep with him! Excuse me. *Mophead leaves and returns with mop to clean puddle of drool that has been accumulating on the floor*
What can we say about Captain Courageous? He has what hockey announcers everywhere call "The Look". When he is going to score a goal, you know it by the look in his eyes. It is a glare. He is bald, which doesn't look bad considering his pointy head. He also has a bit of facial hair, not too long, just buzzed. I like it. He has a nicely sculpted ass.
Well, well, well. This tasty tidbit is currently the leading goal scorer in the National Hockey League. And man, what a body, with a brain to boot. He enjoys life, and relishes it. Here's an approximate quote from Pavel: "Life is beautiful because there is always something new. Even if _______________, you can always learn something to do." He's yet another hot Russian guy. And you have to love the accent! WoW!
Elvis reincarnated. I don't know what I like more about him; his amazing hockey skills, his smashing good looks or his cute name. I mean, come on! Teemu! Say it a few times! Teemu. Teemu. Teemu.
Lots of gals like Eric Lindross, and I do too, but methinks the little bro is a much tastier dish, don't you? I know what you're thinking, "Mooopheeeead..... he's not a hockey player!" Well, he used to play, until he got one too many concussions. He's out now. He now hosts "Be a Player", the hockey show. Shameful secret alert! Sometimes I watch this corny show just to see him. *Mophead walks away shamefully, eating a stick of butter and crying*
OH MY GOD!!!! Okay, do you remember the Degrassi High series? Do you remember Joey? THIS IS JOEY!! Woo-hoo!!! I found the link for his Official Website!!! Happy happy Mophead! You can catch this babe on CBC at 4:00 PM weekdays. That's why you guys see me rushing home after school! Joey was always my favorite character on Degrassi, and now, this! WoW. *Mophead faints*
Mike was originally a football kinda guy. Actually, at the age of 8, he was one of the finl 26 kids chosen out of 1 million for the national punt, pass and kick competition. Mikey was a hyper little thing, so a friend of his dad (Mike Sr.) suggested putting him into pee-wee hockey. And so the legend began. (Thanks to Modanogirl for the info and pic!
HOT STUFF!! I found this pic of Darcy attending the Tie Domi Celebrity Auction atTieDomi.com. Dacry is pretty good lickins too. I love his longish curls, and next time you're watching a Leafs game, check out those thighs! Whoooooo!
Well, I just watched Queer As Folk. (Well, only the last episode...) And I now have a full blown schoolgirl crush on this suave hottie.
He plays the promiscuous character Stuart on the series. Hell, he even looks sexy snogging another man! Okay, I'll shut up now.
He is the best goaltender since Johnny Bower... He is the cutest player in the NHL (save Paul Kariya)... His shy eyes, his boyish grin... What a guy. *Mophead lets out orgasmic sigh*^_^ He's some kind of farm boy, father of Taylor, Madison and Tristan. He's so shy, and adorable... When he first started hockeying at the age of, like, 10 or something, he was too shy. He was called into a game to replace his cousin as goaltender when he couldn't play. Cujo brought his cousin's team way out of the gutter. From then on, his hockey "career" accelerated. Obviously, he has a natural talent; he concentrates more on reflexes than angles, which is unusual. He doesn't do those annoying Hasek-style flops. Thank goodness for that.
What can I say about Stroumby? Strong, sexy and Greek. Not to mention cruelly sarcastic. *moan*
Ah, Jacob. The feisty one. I like 'em like that. Hot, sexy, strong, feisty, wild. Those of you who teenybop a little harder than me may recognize Jacob from O-Town. Congrats Jacob, you are the first boy band guy on my GoodLickins page. You see, folks, Jacob isn't really a popper. Jacob is a rocker. And he has a tatoo scandalously near his ass. Plus, you bet your life I love the hair. I'll bear him a truckload of mopheaded children.
I'm sure you've all seen my current obsession, The Matrix. Remember the cute little pimpy boy? This is him! His raggedy-taggedy appearance is kind of what makes him cute. And fans from all around the world agree that he has the sexiest hands. Kinda makes a girl think interesting thoughts...
Seth "Shifty Shellshock" Bizner
Nipple rings. What more, my friends, can I say?
Danny "Merton J. Dingle" Smith
Danny Smith plays the dorky, yet intriguingly sexy goth, Merton J. Dingle, on the show Big Wolf on Campus. I've already sent him fanmail. ^_^ If you want to know why, check out this pale little studmuffin on YTV on Saturdays at 7:30 pm and on Sundays at 10:30 pm. He always has the most hilarious lines, which he helps to write himself. He also wrote the theme song for the show. I've listed some shrines and fansites on my links page.
Danny, because your spiky-headed, guitar-weilding charm, you have won...
Mophead, you are such a perv! Take me back to the original page!!
Do you have a webpage dedicated to a man who is pretty good lickins? If so, e-mail Mophead (address is on front page, too lazy to put it here) and you can win the Good Lickins Award for your page! Also, if your webpage promotes excellence in men, e-mail me to discuss joining the Good Lickins Webring. Yay!
